Thursday, August 17, 2006

NICE TRY BITCH - FOAD!


This week the target of my hatred are fucking bitches that knowingly try to seduce married men.

I have one skanky cunt in particular in mind. Her name is Jill. And without a doubt she is the loosest woman I have ever met.

In Jill's wake are several ended marriages, and two coaches have quit before being fired due to their affairs with Jill. This ho-bag doesn't hide what she does, if fact she flaunts it.

All this is reason enough for Jill to Fuck Off And Die. But wait, there is more to the story.

Anytime I was out and about I somehow had the misfortune of bumping into Jill. And without fail that slut would always ask me " how is that husband of yours?" Being an outsider in Podunk I would bite my tongue, smile, and reply "he's fine." But even an outsider has her limits.

One Saturday after cleaning out closets all day I found myself without one ingredient for dinner. There wasn't time to freshen up the store would be closing soon. It figures, I look like hell and guess who I run into?

You guessed it, Jill the douchebag. She made a bee line straight for me. And as always, with a grin on her face asked, how is that husband of yours? I snapped, with my hands on my hips, and in a rather loud voice. I told her, my husband is satisfied!!

Jill's jaw dropped open and she gasped like I had sucker punched her in the gut. Needless to say, Jill no longer inquires about my husband's well being. Matter of fact, she avoids me altogether.

Jill and any other bitches that see all men as fair game can Fuck off And Die!!


30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:15 PM  
Blogger Ranea said...

I hate spam! The first comment was some porn site. They can Foad too!

11:31 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

so I'm first, that almost never happens.

11:35 PM  
Blogger :P fuzzbox said...

You tell 'em.

12:02 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

it's still me, I didn't want to take the chance of not being first!

your response was great! these are the ones I came up with:

how is that husband of yours?
At home polishing my gun.

Dyhydrated.

He's looking at motorcycles, but not a used one, he doesn't want some old thing that has already been ridden by every guy in town.

12:34 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Well said Ranea. I'd have loved to have seen her jaw hit the floor when you said that.

5:53 AM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Fuzz: Oh I did!!

Jim: I like the motorcycle comeback. That's too funny.

Ben: What's funnier then the look on your face. Is how she now avoids me like the plague.

7:43 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

As if the fact that she does that over and over isn't bad enough, she sounds proud of it and doesn't care who knows it! I guess she feels that if she can't get a man to stay with her, no other woman should have one either!

8:17 AM  
Blogger erika said...

You let her have it! Sounds like she had it coming!

10:10 AM  
Blogger Crazy Dan said...

I am curious to know more about this "jill" I believe I might know who you are refering to. Or maybe there is just a jill in every town. Because if it is the one I am thinking of I seriously dislike her and would love to watch you beat her down.

10:21 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

...the nerve of some sluts!
:o

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Bruce said...

Years and years(and years) ago, I worked with a "Jill". I asked her once why she did what she did(I've never been called subtle, lol) and she said "because I can". I just shook my head and walked away. That was a great response btw...

11:14 AM  
Blogger Big D said...

I only know of one coach, who was the other?

12:26 PM  
Blogger oldfartswife said...

I agree with ya Ranea, I would have loved to see her face. jim (I love the comebacks), but the guys should have to take some of the responsibility, and like...a...say "I am satisfied, no thanks, or I am married", or how bout "move on you skank", I wouldn't touch you with my brothers dick".

1:27 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

It never fails you run into people when you are not at your best. I hate that! But that is a great story!

1:39 PM  
Blogger Green Eyes said...

I applaud you for holding back so long!

1:41 PM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Mike: Believe it or not Jill's married and he knows about her affairs. He just keeps turning a blind eye to it.

Erika: Oh she had it coming alright!

Crazy Dan: You damn well who I am talking about!

Starbender: I know!

9:20 PM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Bruce: Someday they'll get an ass whipping just because someone can!

Big D: I heard he left before I came to Podunk.

Wife: I ain't saying they're innocent. But why go after men she knows are married.

Mimi: Thanx

Green Eyes: I was amased myself.

9:33 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

They go after the married ones cuz then they don't have 2 commit; they don't have 2 put up with the man's bullshit either---the wife does!
:)

6:39 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

LOL! I love those Irish tempers!!! I think there is a special level in hell just for home wreckers! They are all given hunch backs and massive acne and have to stand in a line 23 hours a day to be smashed against a brick wall by the women they stole husbands from!

9:17 AM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

I had a Jill in an old office. Told my wife about her. She took to coming in to visit me dressed in skimpy clothes and making a point to let "Jill" see what she was against. Jill took her attentions elsewhere.

10:03 AM  
Blogger ozymandiaz said...

I think jill is my aunt

12:09 PM  
Anonymous michaelm said...

Jill does sound like a whole bag of crazy.
This is a very well-deserved FOAD.
Next FOAD, try not to hold back so much...lol
Great rant, Ranea.

~m

8:52 AM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Star: If you sleep with somebody you have have to put up with at least a little of their shit.

Melissa: Being Irish I think I showed a lot of restraint don't you?

Limpy: That's something else that perplexed me. Jill isn't a beauty in any stretch of the imagination. So why were these men willing to risk their marriages? Maybe she once was a gymnist.

Ozy: Does she live in Texas?

Michaelm: Next week I'll try!~wink~

11:50 AM  
Blogger ozymandiaz said...

God I wish...

2:40 PM  
Blogger Ranger Tom said...

You really shouldn't sugar coat things... Let it all out and tell us how you really feel...

;)

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