Thursday, August 10, 2006

MANLY ATTITUDE - FOAD!!


Today my rage is for the macho fucktard at XYZ tires.

I needed new tires and I am perfectly capable of going out alone to purchase them. But apparently the knuckle draggers at XYZ tire thinks my tiny female brain can not comprehend the complexities of buying tires. After all I'm just a woman.

I walked into XYZ tire and told Bubba that I needed a set of tires. Bubba had the balls to ask me where my husband was, that we should wait for him. I took a deep breath, smiled, and asked how my husbands whereabouts effected this purchase?

Bubba seemed confused but unfased. Well little lady let's go see what size tires you need. Little Lady? What the hell!?! I gritted my teeth and said to this dumbass, Pumpkin they are 65R 15's, now let's talk price.

You could have knocked him over with a feather that I would know my own tire size. But Bubba's stupidity knows no bounds. He went to the computer, and after a couple of seconds of scanning the screen. Bubba said I can set you up for 480.00.

This is the point where I snapped. I thought up to this point I held it together pretty well. My eyes glazed over, I grabbed my breasts and with my voice raised considerably announced. Listen lug nuts just because I have tits doesn't mean I don't have a brain!!

Now stop dicking me around. You're not the only place to buy tires you know. Twenty minutes later I drove out of XYZ tire with four new tires costing 180.00. With free rotations and flats fixed for life.

I am sure Bubba convinced himself I was a Dike. But believe it or not Bubba not all women are clueless about cars. And not all men took auto shop.

So the cavemen at XYZ tire and others like them can Fuck Off And Die!

34 Comments:

Blogger erika said...

Ohh you are so right there! If I hqave to take my car to another car place and hear honey, cookie, sweetie I might go postal

9:09 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I always do my best to not assume that women don't know these type of things.........or that men do. I've known plenty of guys that can bvarely pump their own gas and women that can change their own oil!!

10:05 AM  
Blogger David Amulet said...

Then again, you get free drinks anytime you go to a bar and smile ... so it all works out in the end.

-- david

10:07 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

I LOVE IT! I bet that if they have a survalence camera they are gonna watch that over and over again!

BRAVO RANEA!!!

1:13 PM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Erika: Well Honey do you know how to load a rifle? ~wink~

Mike: My Dad wouldn't let me have a car until I knew all the basics.

David: I've bought some guys drinks too. That doesn't mean I question there intelligence. Just that I think they're hot.

Mimi: Maybe I'am a training video, how to deal with psycho women customers.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Ranger Tom said...

Yep, I can understand your anger. But some of those neanderthals also think some men are stupid too... I had this bonehead a few years ago tell me I needed new shocks on my Bronco... TWO WEEKS after I had replaced them myself...

Just how fucking stupid do some of these people think we really are?

2:19 PM  
Blogger :P fuzzbox said...

Give 'em hell.

5:31 PM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Ranger Tom: But isn't it great when you can call them on it!

Fuzz: I am trying.

9:15 PM  
Anonymous Bruce said...

Blogger ate my last comment, so...
I've gone through the same kind of stuff because of my CP and speech impediment. When people realize that I'm not a window-licker, they are quite surprised.

I hope you gave him the high hard one in his ass before you left.

10:16 PM  
Anonymous starbender said...

AH! U go girl! Tell 'em like it is!
I hate that soooooo Much! I get that ALOT 2.
I was traveling thru Tenn. and my car died at 1:00 a.m. in the mountains! It was just me & a girlfriend I knew from school. 2 Brothers with a tow co. helped me out. They told me it was my alternator, (the light did come on right before it died!) and I told them I only had $85. They agreed 2 fix it, and got right 2 work! They even had keys to the Auto parts store- and went and got the parts. They took the old alternator off, and accidently broke the alternator belt (which they replaced 4 FREE)....
When they were all done, it was about 4 am, they told me we had a problem, ....they said it would be $145.....
OH I WAS SOOOO PISSED!
I told them I would pay them- and they were mad, and undid all the work they did--put my old alternator back on.....
We pulled into a parking lot at the Holiday Inn, slept in the car, and at 6 am when I started the car--
THE ALTERNATOR LIGHT WAS NO LONGER ON!

I don't know everything about cars, but I know that if the light isn't on... It's All Good!

I pulled back into their station, (and they came running 2 see me...) they wanted that $$$$$. I thanked him 4 the FREE BELT---Seems that was all I needed! As I pulled out I yelled DON'T EVER COME 2 CLEVELAND OHIO!---
my car ran for 9 more months, the alternator died, seems when the brothers were under my hood that nite - they popped a hole with a tire iron thru my alternator---which they show'd me (the hole) that nite!!!
Little did they know that at that time, I had access 2 the entire staff of mechanics at Oldsmobile!
(which I miss VERY MUCH)
-what losers!
;]

...sorry 4 bending u'r ear!

10:48 AM  
Blogger ozymandiaz said...

I have no fucking idea what size tires my car has
But then again, I'm 6'4" at 240 lbs... I don't get dicked around much.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Bruce: I have never in my life heard the term window licker. I love it! It really sucks being judged my outward appearances huh.

Starbender: Do you think it just a good old boy thing?
P.S. I can't believe the shitty comments you got on you FOAD.

Ozy:Being 5 foot tall with 38 c breasts people TRY alot to dick me around.

8:36 PM  
Anonymous jd's rose said...

Love it! You go girl!

6:20 AM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Rose: Oh I've already gone! hehe

12:05 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

I'll pay airfare if you'll come and negotiate with my electrician!!!!!!

1:57 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Well done Ranea.

And to confirm that women are the superior species, I have absolutely NO idea what size the tyres are on my car.

Women Rule !

9:01 AM  
Anonymous michaelm said...

Amen to that Ranea.
That kind of attitude from a salsperson is just abominable.
Glad you told him so. You were actually too nice...

~m

12:23 PM  
Blogger Rocky said...

Ha, great post! Way to not take any shit from the "knuckle draggers." You got a great deal, way to go.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Ranea said...

Jim: I am there!!


Ben: Thanx!

Michaelm: I don't think Bubba thought I was nice about it!

Rocky: Knuckle Draggers beware!

8:40 PM  
Blogger Siren said...

Wow, you go Ranea! I know who I'm taking tire shopping with me the next time I go :)

9:39 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

ranea~ Great post over at Beauty & the beast! I luv'd it! Thank God I have a garage!
;]

...and on the comments 4 my foad....
I think they R just jealous!
They can FOAD!
:)

9:03 AM  
Blogger Pixie said...

What a prick "wheres your husband" Indeed!!

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